UJ Retro Video Rewind - Volume 1 It is time for a lesson in some WTF cannot be Unseen and LOL content from the days when WTF really made us all cringe. Death by horse cock, stepfather slip-n-slide, flaming bros, and and donkey punch are just a few of the videos featured in this first edition of the underground Useless Junk video rewind
homeboy makes a sandwich while tapping ass homeboy is a multitasker and fixes himself a sandwich while tapping some black booty. My bologna has a first name...
Ghost Riding the Speed Boad - Wakeboarding Safety First! good thing he put on his life jacket - very responsible of him to do so. As if ghost riding your boat was not idiotic enough, he went for the no-handed wakeboard ride too... pretty awesome, yet unbelievably stupid!
virgin to porn gets FACIAL surprise Porn might not be her thing! she is cute, but really awkward and was far from prepared or experienced when it came to the facial. FUNNY first time porn for this amateur PORN VIRGIN.
ninja girl drops stealth deuce at bus stop Damn, ninja girl has some stealthy moves. She drops a deuce like a champ and then casually strolls off commando style - 1lb lighter. This my friends is not the work of a first-timer!
Miss TEEN Delaware PORN video Uncensored Damn... so these amateur FIRST TIME PORN videos with 18 year old girls who JUST TURNED 18 are the real deal! This is a porn video starring Miss Teen Delaware Melissa King - she got stripped of her crown because of this awesome video.
College girl learns about unwanted facial overspray Ladies... welcome to college! first lesson... when we toss some sauce across your grill and act like it was a mistake, it never is. We pretend to aim for your tits, but our true goal is the back of your throat. Enjoy.
cute female photographer forced into porn scene When a first time porn actress cannot get the job done because she keeps gagging uncontrollably, a female photographer is dragged into the scene and forced to demonstrate proper blowjob technique. Sign her up... great attitude and lots of skillz!
First Time Anal might be Last Time Anal this college girl should be off to college looking for a sugar-daddy to marry... not getting plowed in the ass from a fake casting-couch director. She did not enjoy the first time anal, and looked like she was gonna hurl after the Ass To Mouth ATM.
Drunk passed out girl groped at the club If this is taking place in Russia, we are watching an average Friday night first date. Anywhere else in the world, this might be considered Felony 1 territory.
OUCH I have a TINY Asshole - Painal FAIL LOL... she tried to do anal for the first time on her live webcam. The pain from her tight asshole got her raging on her boyfriend, and all of the cheap bastards lurking on the webcam. I love the Internet!
cute girl victim of Hi Lo cumshot facial surprise Ok... this is a nice demonstration of a Hi Lo cumshot surprise... not perfect, far from a 10, but you get the idea. Simple - blast the bitch in the eyes or up the nose with the first shot - which draws the mouth open... then unleash the payload on the second pump!
OH SNAP girl in bikini KTFO BMX wipeout not the first time we have seen a girl in a bikini get totally jacked up on this very jump (HERE)! Looks like the poor girl is pretty messed up. I hope she was a registered organ donor because she might not survive this one.
Stoners having Happy Fun amateur sex these two sure know how to have a good time. they are total retards and completely stoned, but she LOLd when he shot a surprise load in her mouth, and thought it was funny when he tried to jam his dick in her backdoor. The perfect first date fuck buddy kind of girl!
girl lets virgin nerd feel boobs for first time Shane looks like one of the 'slow' types of people. This nice girl served up her boobs so he could finally get his hands on some real tits for the first time ever. It's funny now, but when Shane got a sample, a stalker was born!
hot German girl amateur facial PORN FAIL gonna take a gander that this is her first and LAST porn gig ever. She freaks out over the PORN FAIL cumshot, but ends with a smile. with a little practice, and this one is a keeper!
she claims this is her first porn video woah... the acting is so bad it is funny, but this chick is like a pro once she gets naked. killer body!
just turned 18 and did her first porn This amateur babe is so fine. hopefully this sex video will not be her last!
18 Year Old First Porno - Train Wreck this one went off the rails pretty quickly. Hot chick, young tight body, and a whole lot of crazy. Perfect for porn!
but I poop from there But I poop from there... Not right now you don't! gotta love the bad acting and cheesy dialog from retro porn movies. This so-called virgin got her ass violated for the first time from some old dude.
Porn Virgin Facial FAIL Her first porn - her first porn facial... total disaster! Honey, porn might not be your thing, or maybe you just need A LOT MORE PRACTICE. anyway, thanks for trying, thanks for the laughs!
freak out over first cumshot ever Noob just got an unexpected blast of cum across the grill from her boyfriend. Her reaction is pretty funny. Next time just cap it with your mouth... problem solved!
babysitter scores her anal virginity Damn, this is one hell of a hot little spinner. Homeboy takes advantage of his situation and goes for the anal virginity. The hottie tosses in some gymnastics handstand moves for the epic first time anal penetration.
Toyota Supra so fast her shirt busts open This is the ultimate clothing extractor for a first date. This Toyota Supra was going so fast through the turns that her shirt busted open and her massive titties got exposed. (really needed to see less of the car and some more of them boobs though!)
awkward first time facial FAIL LOL... if you talk your girl into her first facial cumshot and she agrees to let you film it, then you sir are my hero! This chick looks like the nerdy but hot girl next door who has an awesome wild side. She failed miserably with this cumshot, but I still give her some high marks for a fun attitude.
amateur first time blowjob FAIL LOL, she tried so hard to keep that load in her mouth, but her gag reflex had some other plans in mind. A bit of a reversal, a hint of humiliation, and some contained laughter from her boyfriend abound. My advice... get her drunk and drop a second smaller load in her mouth as a confidence builder!
Nude Performance Art FAIL first date Nude Performance Art FAIL. how is this for awkward... in her online profile, she said she was into art and theater and loved live performances. LOL when the chick is mortified by the machine gun penis performance.
she can make her b00bs move to the music now this is some serious talent! this is an Internet Match first date, and she is pulling out all the tricks to guarantee a second date with a rich guy. Watch her move to the music.
spectacular stage dive FAIL LOL... watch the crowd move out of the way when this guy goes for a full-on head first stage dive into the crowd. Aside from the awesome stage dive FAIL, take note of the HUGE ROCKIN party at this private home... party on my friends!
First Time Anal - Painal first time anal for an 18 year old is always a little rough. I added a happy fun soundtrack to further enhance experience of the first time anal blasting this cute chick endured.
her facebook status was set to Whore yeah, that pretty much sums up this first year college girl. she is making tons of friends!
first blowjob... you looked like this too! homeboy just got his first blowjob. Savor the moment my friend.
first time rimjob for cute teen girl - total nightmare Rimjobs - the quintessential stepping stone to full-blown A2M. Most whores have little trouble making it over to the other side of the rainbow - but odds are they weren't paired up with some asshole that forgot how to wipe, as is this guy.
NJ legal system makes hot girls look stupid this is the first time I have ever seen a Jersey girl have trouble swiping a credit card! In case you were wondering... it is unlawful to pump your own gas in the state of New Jersey. When the guidos venture outside of the state, they are totally clueless noobs at the pump.
LOL - empty pool faceplant the guy filming sounds just like me... only with a French accent - LAUGH FIRST - ask if ok - LATER! Your face... your face... LOL!
Skittles... taste the rainbow - Honeymoon Edition SFW, but a tad bit suggestive. Honeymoon wife loves to taste the rainbow! She is still a new bride, so she loves to taste the rainbow, but after about 6 months of marriage, she will loathe the taste unless she has had about a gallon of margarita first!
girl snaps arm while arm wrestling ouch! this girl was in a bad position from the start, and ended up snapping her arm in this arm wrestling match. everyone thought she was joking at first, then they saw her arm twisted backwards.
BLOG: I bet my health care co-pay is bigger than yours! another random UJ Blog update by hoover: holy shit, after 3 years of being in between health insurance, I finally ordered my first 3 month supply of some Enbrel injections for my Rheumatoid arthritis. The co-pay is a whopping $2107.00 for a 3 month supply... (click to read more bitches!)
kid falls 30 feet from top of escalator ouch! that one is going to leave a mark. when I first saw the video, I thought it was a teenager goofing off while hanging with his father. Then I saw this tool on the news, and learned that he was 20 years old and drunk at the time - leaving a concert with a friend. I feel less sorry for him now.
virgin ass starts to bleed during painful anal hey honey, you might want to test anal out a few times at home. Trying it for the first time while on camera being plowed by a 10 inch black cock is a bad idea. Watch the blood start flowing down her leg when she gets some painful anal.
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